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Corsica is Frog's non-sapient love interest. She may have been his mate before he gained self awareness. Despite the fact that she is a normal frog, most people (including Frog) treat her as an intelligent being. A running gag involves her having a romantic interest in Gennaro, and Frog feeling jealous. Another running gag involves her dying repeatedly and being replaced from a local pet shop without Frog noticing.

The penultimate Corsica has apparently had her mind replaced with that of Suzette, allowing her to spy on Hereti-Corp; she loathes Frog's charms as much as she does those of Torg . Her mission is complete and Operation Corsica #45 has been initiated. These events are not technically part of the "Corsica Files" feature.

Alternatives[]

The only known parallel Corsica lived in 4U City. She was the love interest of that dimensions Frog, and is assumed to have been non-sapient and frequently-replaced as well.

Corsica Files[]

# Status Comment

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1 ********NO DATA******** LOCATION/CONDITION: UNKNOWN Wouldn't you like to know?

2011-05-15

2

Deceased Experimental weapons testing

2011-05-07

3 Deceased, Extra Crispy House of Cheese deep fryer 2011-05-08
4 Deceased Experimental weapon testing 2011-04-23
5 Deceased RANDOM VAT OF VIBRIO VULNIFICUS 2011-04-24
6 Broken Heart, Bones, Brain, and everything else 15th Floor 2011-02-19(A)

2011-02-20(B)

7 Missing Princess' Kiss 2011-03-13
8 Deceased Sulfuric Acid 2011-02-10
9 Deceased Six more weeks of winter 2011-03-05
10 Who cares? Kidnapped by ??? 2011-03-06
11 Deceased Experimental Pizza Cheese 2011-02-26
12 Deceased Actual Pizza Cheese 2011-02-27
13 Deceased Irradiated, poisoned, incinerated, stabbed. 'zot.' 2011-03-12
14 Deceased Vat of sharp pointy knives 2011-02-10
15 Reduced to ash Experiment #1) Fiery Sharp-metal Thought Extractor 3000 2011-04-02
16 Reduced to ash Experiment #2) Slightly Radioactive Rusty Metal Brain-Enhancer 4000 2011-04-03
17 Deceased More Sulfuric Acid 2011-02-10
18 Ironically deceased Today's Special: Frog Legs 2011-03-19
19 Reduced to ash Experiment #3) Cuddly Plush Hug-o-matic Confidence-Booster 5000 2011-04-09
20 Missing

Found

With a degree from county college

Working to pay for degree

2011-04-10

2012-04-04

21 Deceased

Prepare to be amazed: VAT OF Streptococcus Pyogenes.

2011-05-01
22

Delicious

Today's Special: Boiling Soup 2011-02-10
23 Ew Today's Special: Housefly Stew 2011-03-20
24-30 Deceased Radio-controlled flies. Some Other Kind Of Deadly Acid 2011-03-26
31 Deceased Yet Even More Sulfuric Acid 2011-02-10
32 Deceased Shredded 2011-03-27
33 Decontaminated Free "Dangerous Mutagen" Samples 2011-04-16(A)

2011-04-17(B)

34 Deceased Who keeps putting frogs in my Sulfuric Acid? 2011-02-12
35 Fluxed Dr. Shankraft at HC 2011-02-13
36 Deceased Strom's Explosion 2011-02-10
37 Really, Really, Really Deceased Kusari 2011-02-10
38

So far so good

Deceased

Overdose of Gravity Pavement

2011-02-10

2012-03-24 2012-04-28

39

Incorporated Liquified

Into a Pink Slime in only 2 Melee rounds Without Initiative or a saving throw... What?

2012-03-25 2012-04-29

40

Very ugly cat Pending

Was actually a Very ugly cat Kidnapped by agent 537

2012-03-31 2012-05-19

41

Weird, man! Pending

Weird, man! Being brought to me office as I speak

2012-04-01 2012-05-19

42 Steak to the heart

Pending

Steak to the heart

Just about ready to close the book on the Corsica Files

2012-04-06

2012-05-19

43 Wht is death?

Mutagen!

You tell me

Assuming nothing else goes horribly wrong

2012-04-07

2012-05-19

44 Awkward

Natural Causes

Was actually Suzette, already-dead frog corpse left at scene immediately after weirded out by Frog in a french maid outfit

100% Natural Fibres.

2012-03-21

2012-05-20

45 Initiated
4032 Seriously! Why are we losing so many frogs? 2012-04-09
3 Billion I am the walrus! Agent 537 had a dalliance with tobacco in the 90's. 2012-04-21
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